Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Goodbye 2008, Hello 2009
- Got married!
- Got a dog
- Got revenge on Kevin
- Dan moved in completely
- Started a new job with the same company
- Went on our Honeymoon in New England
- Went to Hilton Head
- Went to San Jose for Tobin's wedding and saw Giraffes
- Went to Sean and Bridgitte's wedding
- Made $10 in Fantasy Football
- Lost 30% of my retirement savings
- Started a blog
- Learned how to text message
Not too bad, it is hard to remember everything but it should be easier next year because I can peek at my blog if I keep this up.
Here are my New Year's resolutions / goals. As any good first line supervisor will tell you, goals should be SMART (Specific, Measurable, Achievable, have some Reach, and have a Timeframe).
- Save money for a down payment for a house. I have a specific amount in mind here but it is probably poor etiquite to say.
- Lose some weight. There is no way in Hell I am telling you how much I weigh and how much I want to weigh but again, I have a specific number in mind.
- Get the townhome in Laurel rented out.
- Have fun. We missed out on a couple things this past year because we were so busy and I want to make sure that doesn't happen too much this year. For example, I think we should try to get a Christmas tree next year. Also, we missed our company picnics, Octoberfest and the AC/DC concert.
Spicey Potluck
Dan: Fireball brownies - Perhaps the most unusual item at the party, they weren't good but it was amusing to see Anders accidently eat one without knowing they packed a punch
Kevin: Chips and homemade salsa - This was the spiciest item I ate and it turned my face red, it was pretty tastey though
Chris: Pepper stuffed peppers, nachos and gaucamole - I didn't eat one of the peppers because I thought they might be too hot but they were a big hit, the gauc was delicious!
Dave: Spicey steak slices - These were also delicous and were eaten quickly
Nam: Chilli - Nam put the finishing touches on his chilli and Chris's house. Everyone loved it.
Everyone did a great job, I hope no one had digestive troubles. The one drawback to the potluck was that some people (who will remain nameless) were two hours late. You can't do that with a potluck! People need to eat around dinner time.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Christmas Day Suprise
Working During the Holidays Isn't So Bad
Update on the Patriot
Dan and I were discussing what would happen if the Patriot met the Laurel Pimp (aka Crazy Olympics). I think the Laurel Pimp would kick his butt but you never know, they could become buddies.
This reminds me of a story a friend once told me. He was somewhere, lets say Italy, and he saw a man in a top hat and trench coat talking very loudly to no one and making crazy gestures. He watched the person for a couple of minutes. Then, he heard a commotion down the street. There he saw another man walking briskly down the street with a bowler hat, screaming at no one in particular. This seemed to irritate the man in the top hat and he started walking briskly towards the man in the bowler hat. My friend watched in anticipation as the two gentlemen quickly approached each other, screaming and gesturing wildly. When they finally reached each other they stopped and hugged each other and shook hands.
I don't know if they were really crazy or just pretending to be but I found that story to be pretty amusing.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Heroes and Villians

Tuesday, October 21, 2008
thanks for the memories kevin
This video could be the death of me but who could resist! Hopefully Kevin will be mature enough to let this go.
For those of you who don't already know, in 1997, while on a road trip, Kevin smacked me in the face with a sweet dance move. I was really annoyed. To make matters worse, he later got me with the reverse. What is the reverse? Dave was on one side of Kevin, while I was on the other side, anoxiously waiting to see Dave get hit in the face. While I was watching with glee, Kevin reversed the move and got me good. He then tried for a third time but that was a bit too much. So, if you are keeping score, it was Kevin 2, Laura 0. I almost got him back in 1999 but I got too excited and a giggle fit gave me away.
So, as you can see, I got Kevin back on my wedding day at the Green turtle. He is technically still up which will hopefully go some way in calming his oncoming wrath.